Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Reunion

Over a month ago something happened that had the potential to change my life. Looking back years from now, I may still find that it impacted me more than I can now realize. It wasn’t as though I hadn’t seen it coming for some time; there were warning signs, frowning faces, failure to communicate, and freezing up. It was painful to say the least.

After restoring things multiple times, it became apparent that I needed to see a specialist. So I bit the bullet, swallowed my pride, and went to a bar. My first trip to the bar was completely unhelpful, and in fact just irritated the problem further. I tried calling a help line for advice, but they just recommended I make an appointment at the bar to see one of the geniuses.

Long story short, last weekend I made it to the store and the genius at the bar said he could offer me a replacement. I took him up on it and I am now the proud owner of a new iPod. Apparently my old one was having hard drive “issues”.

It was very peculiar going from having access to every song I owned whenever I wanted it to not having any kind of portable music player at all for over a month. I helped me to not only appreciate my iPod more, but to also appreciate the atmosphere around me a bit more as well. There's a whole book that could be written on the differences in a society where the majority of the people walk around completely disconnected from the world around them.

One thing I definitely missed was the opportunity to listen to music I wouldn't normally be caught dead listening to. I despise pop music for what it has BECOME. I think it started off great, maybe, but now it is shameless and listening to it seems like a crime. This morning on the way to work though, I listened to Maroon 5 and it was glorious in all of its unadulterated, sickeningly sweet goodness. All the while the people next to me had no idea what was being pumped into my head :)

The most frustrating dialog from the whole broken iPod fiasco is recorded below:

Helpful: “What seems to be the problem.”

Me: “I completely restored my iPod multiple times when prompted to. Then it wouldn't even respond, including restores. This morning though I plugged it in to charge a bit before brining it in, and it turned on fine. Go figure, right?”

Helpful: “Well I guess we can still look at it. Maybe it’s software related. Does it have the latest software on it?”

Me: “Yes, it has the latest firmware/software upgrade. I think it is hard drive related since it won’t even mount in windows anymore.”


Helpful: “Oh. Well, we can’t actually open the case and look at the hard drive you know. Not in the store.”

Me: !!!!????

Me: “Yes, I realize that you can’t OPEN IT UP and LOOK at the hard drive. Don’t you have a diagnostic program you can run that will look for bad sectors on the hard drive or do some other kind of tests?”

Helpful: “Yeah, we can hook it up and see if any looks wrong”.


Me: (feeling oh so comfortable with this person's technoIQ) “Well thank you.”

4 comments:

Grubesteak said...

"It is not possible to make a LASTING compromise between technology and freedom, because technology is by far the more powerful social force and continually encroaches on freedom through REPEATED compromises."

- Theodore Kaczynski

Anonymous said...

Steak- Am I mistaken or did you just quote the unibomber?!?
-Patti

Anonymous said...

Gibran-
In defense of Helpful, computer technicians (assuming that's what the bar genius was) are probably accustomed to having to pulling out the hard drives from desktop machines to run diagnostics on them.

That said, I think I can appreciate how funny :D Congratulations on your new iPod!  Upgrade or exact replacement?

Anonymous said...

”I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.